Gary

Gary

Race: Robot

Gary is the maintenance robot on the Tours. He is the only robot in existence with a working artificial intelligence, or more accurately, artificial stupidity. He can fix anything, any time, but when people attempt to teach him things like history or philosophy, he will greet them with a blank stare and then make fun of them. He was originally just a file cabinet with a computer chip, but it seems there was an overload of some sort, and he became a living, thinking(I use that term loosely) being. A basic robotic body was made for him, and the ship’s schematics were uploaded to his brain. He started fixing things far better than his human counterparts could, and he didn’t require sleep. Upon realizing that Gary could do this, Leon commenced to throw the maintenance staff out the nearest airlock. They had just recently unionized and threatened to not fix anything until the captain upped their wages and vacation time. The choice was clear. Gary is an alcoholic somehow, and nobody is really sure if he actually experiences drunkenness. They did find him riding on top of the ship once after he had gone missing for four days straight. He had a cowboy hat on, a bottle of some foul smelling rot gut, and was singing various out of tune tunes.